We're back! Ep 419

It's Desci's birthday! A quickie about what they've been up to, and what's going to happen with the podcast in the now AND BEYOND!

Here's Desci's main birthday present, purchased from DVice in Richmond, as talked about this podcast (and more in future, I'm sure)

The Desci and Bob Contraception Special.

Bobby: We have an extra special (extra lengthy) podcast for you folks.. well only the ones interested in contraception. Really, that's all we talk about for over AN HOUR!! So if you think it won't interest you please disregard this episode. We will return to our normal programming soon. .. really we will!!!

Desci: In this podcast we discuss Mirena, Depro-provera, the nuva-ring, Implanon, the Pill (yasmin and microgynon), and vasectomy. We very briefly discussed getting one's tubes tied.

Extra-massive special thanks to our guest! And if you're so inclined, please leave your comments below.

edited for googleosity.

Desci can have fun. Why can't she? Ep 416

Desci had a fun night out a few weeks ago. Big whoop, Wanna hear about it?

-bn

410-415

So! We recorded a bunch of podcasts a few weeks ago (two?) and Bobby's been snowed under so they've not been uploading. THESE ONES AREN'T ABOUT THE STRIPPERS. That one will be uploaded Monday AT THE LATEST.

You're all so good to us. You don't deserve this crap, truly.

410
Comments. Bobby gets progressively drunker. The fucking fucking iPhone. Gym. Very brief job search talk.

411
The Brisbane casino - weeeeeird. MORE Desci sex dreams. Bras. Boobs. Choco-babies. Comments. Fat brides. Engagement parties.

412
Comments, dieting, crab? CRAB?? Kerces' puppy. Lol gf. A drunken hiccup from Bobby 'Hollywood' Nova at around 9.40.

413
The Melbourne Zombie Shuffle. Braaains.

414
Bobby gets drunker. And yet still not a litttle gay. Not even a teeny, teeny bit. Bobby orchestrates a spider shock, much to Desci's fairly sober disdain. Desci's fascination with spider paraphernalia and clothing. News clippings: upskirting! Gender and promiscuity myth (makes Desci shiver with happy).

415
More clippings: Page three girls and the bleakness thereof. Cyber stalkers and teenage girls. FFS get teens off the internet. Bullshit foot psychology is bullshit. Geelong fuckwits with toy guns posing in the Advertiser.

- Desci via Bobby's login via laziness

406 - 409 - 4 New episodes.

Ep 406. Comments and recaps. Botched sex game. FB. Natog's gross-out.
Ep 407. EEEEEWWWW... Bombs, fires and partys. More about FB. Home abortions? Oh god!
Ep 408. Puppies. Desci's brother the man-slut. Nice weddings and tasteful things. Friend's wedding plans.
Ep 409. Ya-ya wearing Desci down. More mind games. The diet strike system. More about dieting.

Biggidy-BACK!

Sorry about the delay, you guys. Everything's a little less crazy now.

Bundle!

401
WTF Bobby? Desci's Mother and the mindgames. Flashy's jus. How to be a foodie foodbag.

402
It's the Desci and Zhbob show! FILTHY sex Dream. Fisting = scary. Ping ping ping ping FUCKING ping. Song of the Week! Gimmie Gimme - Black Guyed Peese. Great bras! Bobby's phone.

403
30 Seconds' Intensity. Enny's baby. Bobby Confidential. Calling Desci's brother. Comments.

404
More comments, Bobby's brother calls us. Melbourne Foodie! Slapping on a pair of Coreys. Funzo's horrid taste. G Spot. Rodeo romeo = BEEN DONE. Where for art thou, Acid? Dopplegangers and Chinese rockstars. Chinese work ethic.

405
Desci's brother's still MIA. What's in the papers: strippers, murderers, underage sex, My Chemical Romance, more underage sex, teen sex for ipods = busted. Teenage gilrs: horny but crazy. I know from experience.

Delay

Dudes!

Sorry we've not written about this sooner, but we actually recorded a whole mess (ie a week's worth) of podcasts a week or two ago, but Bobby's been busy with work, THEN was called interstate on Thursday (with Wednesday night as notice - I had to pack for him while he was still at work).

So frustratingly enough, podcasts will be delayed until he comes back (Monday, at this stage, but it was originally Sunday so it may change again). I miss him. Waaaah.